Ethan Hawke’s Worst Film is Getaway, In accordance To Rotten Tomatoes

“Getaway” is the third and, to date, ultimate movie directed by Courtney Solomon after 2000’s ill-famed “Dungeons & Dragons” film (which someway acquired two direct-to-video follow-ups) and 2005’s mostly-forgotten horror image “An American Haunting.” His run as a producer is simply considerably extra respected in that you have no less than heard of stuff like “After” and “The Strangers: Chapter 1,” whereas his sequels “Common Soldier: Day of Reckoning” and “The Butterfly Impact 3: Revelations” are, shockingly, not thought-about the underside of the barrel.

As for “Getaway,” the script, which is credited to Sean Finegan and Gregg Maxwell Parker, follows Hawke’s washed-up race driver Brent Magna as he is blackmailed by a mysterious law-breaker (Jon Voight, doing his finest model of a stereotypical ’90s Japanese European motion film villain regardless of by no means correctly displaying his face onscreen) who has kidnapped his spouse into finishing up a convoluted theft that requires him to drive like hell. Additionally, “The Child” is there. It is utter nonsense, however in the correct palms, it may’ve made for an inoffensive potboiler.

Sadly, almost all of the motion consists of footage captured by low-grade digital cameras hooked up to Magna’s experience, a Shelby Mustang, after which spliced along with little to no sense of rhythm or motive. The one exception is the movie’s single-take climax, though by that time your head might be aching an excessive amount of from the earlier hour-plus of metal-crunching, sparks-flying chaos to even respect it. (For the report, the above screenshot is definitely a reasonably correct rendering of what most of this film seems like.)

Because it’s not accessible, I will finish this text the identical means I did my unique evaluation — by sharing an anecdote about how, when the credit began rolling at my “Getaway” screening, a younger lady who had presumably been dragged there by her boyfriend rapidly stood up and whisper-shouted in what was, admittedly, a mostly-empty theater, “That was SO silly!” Cannot argue along with her there.