I am Placing Collectively A Crew To Discover The Lacking F1 Monaco Diamond

With a view to pull off a feat like this, recovering a quarter-million greenback diamond from the nosecone of a nasty race automotive from a lifeless F1 crew that crashed 20 years in the past, I’d need to be fully bonkers. And I’m going to want a crew as bonkers as I’m. This is without doubt one of the most weird tales in F1 historical past, and all eyes had been on the Monaco Grand Prix simply this weekend. Absolutely in the event that they haven’t discovered the rattling factor by now I gained’t have an opportunity. That’s what you suppose.

In the course of the 2004 Monaco Grand Prix the Jaguar crew (in quite dire straits, it needs to be recognized) took on sponsorship from the Steven Soderbergh heist movie sequel “Oceans Twelve.” As a part of the promotion for the movie the Jaguars had been fitted with big glittering Steinmetz diamonds valued round 1 / 4 million {dollars} every. Crew drivers Christian Klein and Mark Webber acquired away cleanly from the beginning, however later the primary lap Klein would nose-in to the barrier, shedding his entrance wing within the course of.

The automotive was craned off the racing floor, however it will be a few hours earlier than the crew may attend to it, because of the geography problems with the tight Monegasque circuit. When the crew arrived on the scene to retrieve the automotive and the misplaced wing, the diamond was gone. The going principle is that the rock jumped out of its nostril provider on impression with the wall and acquired swept up with the remainder of the monitor particles at race finish. I do know higher than all that.

Klein clearly orchestrated the crash that noticed him run over his personal wing, pocketed the stone, palmed it off to a Jaguar affiliate dressed as a nook marshal, who then acted out a wardrobe change, a pure twenty deception roll, and obfuscated the diamond away to the key hiding place, a vault on the backside of the Monaco harbor. It’s my perception that the driving squad and some of their green-and-red associates left the stone unceremoniously in that watery vault on the time of the occasion and supposed to return a number of years sooner or later to retrieve it. Twenty years, actually.

Possibly this entire factor was an elaborate ruse to get individuals to concentrate to the George Clooney Oceans sequel. Or perhaps it was all a setup, and whereas I’ve been telling you this story, my crew has already orchestrated the entire scheme. Possibly they have already got the diamond pocketed and changed with a glittering rock of reduce moissanite. Possibly you’ll by no means know.